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I’m on a cut diet, so that means limited condiments.

Limited condiments means I start using tons of hot sauce again.

Tons of hot sauce means I get into a weirdly passionate state of being towards different hot sauces.

Right now, Sriracha.

I’ve got a few technical posts I want to get written up as soon as I can find some time. Until then, remember, “it’s only after we’ve lost everything that we are free to do anything” lol.

So I’m watching Mace Windu in action, then something occurred to me.

 

jedimindtrick

Anyway, I laughed pretty hard at this realization.

Mind = blown

Just a link, but well done.

http://martinvalasek.com/blog/pictures-from-a-developers-life

Animated gifs to describe the day to day of a developer; or most personnel in an engineering level role of IT.

Something like that anyway….

 

I plan on posting more stuff in the future after things have normalized.

The 9 traits of a veteran Unix Admin:

  1. Bold
  2. Pretentious
  3. Obfuscated
  4. Lazy x4
  5. Minimalist
  6. Condescending
  7. Inquisitive
  8. Exclusive
  9. Unyielding

 

Now the original article from 2011 I read for this made those traits sound a lot better, but ultimately that’s about right.

These aren’t inherently bad traits for a systems admin (some are though), but they obviously require some polish before being acceptable in the workplace, but I thought this was worth sharing with the community at large.

 




I know quite a few people who wouldn’t want this robot at their dinner table….


A father buys a lie detecting robot that slaps a person when he lies. The father decides to test it out on his son at supper.

“Where were you last night?”

 “I was at the library.”

The robot slaps the son.

 “Okay…I was at a friend’s house.”

“Doing what?” asks the father.

“Watching a movie; ‘Toy Story.'”

The robot slaps the son.

 “Okay…it was porn!” cries the son.

The father yells, “What? When I was your age, I didn’t know what porn was!”

The robot slaps the father.

 The mother laughs and says, “He certainly is your son!”

The robot slaps the mother.

 


bazziiing!

 

yea, I am that guy